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Dig what, dear?

how hardcore you are? idk

you know dig is another word for like, right

idk? And when you mean hardcore? I fear that my insides are quite soft. Sadly.

Oh. I dig the word dig, then. Earth is always comforting.

Edited 2015-03-21 00:00 (UTC)

i can't tell if this keeps getting better or worse

idk = i don't know
hardcore = badass? do you know that one?

and i dig that you dig the word dig

It is a conundrum.

Sadly, no, but I'm assuming it is a positive comment. Otherwise, you would not dig it.

I dig that you dig that I did the word, then.

Which is surprising in and of itself because normally I do not dig young ladies, but you are a once friend of Jack and for the feelings that I've yet to allow to suffer a painful death inside of me... I shall look after you. And after that, I may continue to do so out of obligation. Fair?

how do i even explain...

basically badass is the opposite of a wuss or a coward or a weakling or whatever

[ but then there's a pause, because she's rereading that second half and almost isn't quite sure what to think of it. in a positive way, of course, but... ]

are you sure you want to do that? i'm all kinds of trouble

I see.

How wonderfully kind of you to see in such a light.

Of course, out of courtesy to you, I would admit that if Jack were alive that I would feel jealous of your relationship with him. I'd fear that he'd grow to be more fond of you than me. And possibly end up marring your face to the point that he would be unable to look upon you save for disgust.

Kidding.

And as for how sure I am, I see no problem with being willing and able to help from time to time.

just putting this out there, his fondness of me was like 99% related to my willingness to funnel explosives his way

and suggest he feed them to his enemies shouting WELCOME TO THE FUTURE, MOTHERFUCKER

it was a superficial fondness i promise

and out of courtesy to you i'd probably have to warn you that the last guy who hurt me (by accident even) got his eyeballs carved out

not by me obviously but that's why i'd warn you

like the eyeball-carver acts totally independent of whether i want payback or not so i couldn't stop them if i tried and they're kind of lethal, it's a thing

i appreciate the sentiments anyway. and if i can help you out somehow right back, let me know?

Superficial fondness? Well, fair enough.

Truly? You have yourself a guardian. How marvelous. It is nice to have a sharpened blade to always protect and get revenge for you, yes? I am certain that is how things should be.

But I digress, I am glad that we're able to agree on how things are with one another and work towards a friendship that shall be after Jack is dead inside of me.

i mean, i wouldn't say a guardian, but

[ picturing it like that kind of makes her smile, eyeball-carving aside. ] we've got each other's backs, sure. i'd do the same thing for them. with less eye gore probably but hey

and hey, just a tip? when you do finally kill the feelings with fire and darkness, you may not want to go around telling people jack was inside you
just... trust me on that one

Mutilation is the truest form of love. Friendship or otherwise. If your guardian is willing to do such a thing, they care a great deal about you.

Hm? Why?

[ ...that is probably one of the most metal things anyone's ever said to her. ]

you're being hardcore again. :o :)

and people would take it literally. like inside you if you know what i mean.

Thank you, but I only speak true.

Oh.

Well, I cannot say I did not fantasize about it.

hey, at least you're honest

most people don't own up to shit like that

You are friends with Jack and never betrayed him, as far as I am aware.

You are worthy of truth from me.

Edited (changing MUAHAHA and it seems like she understands the last part anyway, HAHA) 2015-03-21 01:39 (UTC)

:) !!

(that's a smile by the way)

How is it a smile?

tilt your head waaaay to the left

Two dots and a half circle.

Ah, like a child's drawing.

well jeez, sorry it's not van gogh

[ don't worry, she's totally amused. ]

i dare you to make something better with letters and symbols and all that

it's harder than it looks

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