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Sally Malik ([personal profile] unmakes) wrote2014-12-15 02:50 am
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DECEMBER 2014

▶ inbox. 12.01.13.
ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴋᴇɴɴᴇx. ▶ "Iᴛ's sᴇʀɪᴏᴜsʟʏ ɴᴏ ʙɪɢ ᴅᴇᴀʟ, ᴏᴋᴀʏ? I ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ."

    john comes over and confesses to doing the do with odessa (who tried to slit his throat last month... not that sally has any room to complain). uber-casual mixed signals from sally. john exits stage right.

 

▶ inbox. 12.01.13.
sɪʀɪᴜs ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ▶ "Aɴᴅ ʜᴏᴡ ᴡᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴀʏ, ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ, ɪᴛ sᴏᴜɴᴅs ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʏ sᴛʀᴇssғᴜʟ."

    sally bitches to sirius re: john and odessa of course, so he brings booze after his shift and they tag-team the whole bottle. yolo.

 

▶ inbox. 12.07.13.
ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴋᴇɴɴᴇx ▶ "I ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ. I ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ."

    john comes crawling back in record time, and he's all 'hey so i know i shouldn't have put my dick in crazy but to show how sorry i am i'm gonna ask you for a commitment we've literally never discussed before' and somehow that magically worked. then they mutually contemplated the prettiest men on the tq (spoilers: dean).

 

▶ inbox. 12.09.13.
ɴɪᴄᴋ ɢᴀɴᴛ ▶ "Yᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ's 2 AM, ʀɪɢʜᴛ? Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʟᴜᴄᴋʏ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴀʟʟ I'ᴍ sᴀʏɪɴɢ."

    fuck jumps, amirite? they make toast. sweet toast. it's a thing.

 

▶ inbox. 12.15.13.
ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴋᴇɴɴᴇx ▶ "THE SITUATION: A ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴀɴ ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏᴏʀ ᴀᴛ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴏx. 8 ᴀᴍ ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ. YOUR MISSION: Oᴘᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴏʀ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜɪs ʜᴀɴᴅsᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴀɴ."

    breakfast in bed, guitar bullshit, senseless shmoop tbh.

 



november 2014

▶ post. 11.06.14.
▶ "ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀssʜᴏʟᴇ. ʙᴇ ғᴇsᴛɪᴠᴇ ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ." ◀

sally announces space christmas, to be set two weeks after jump.

    ▶ rich. → "ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴜᴇss ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇᴡ sᴘᴀᴄᴇ-ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs ᴡᴛғ-ɪs-ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ."
    ▶ edgeworth + sirius. → " ᴇᴅɢᴇᴡᴏʀᴛʜ ᴇᴅɢᴇᴡᴏʀᴛʜ ᴇᴅɢᴇᴡᴏʀᴛʜ ᴇᴅɢᴇᴡᴏʀᴛʜ ᴇᴅɢᴇᴡᴏʀᴛʜ ᴇᴅɢᴇᴡᴏʀᴛʜ ᴇᴅɢᴇᴡᴏʀᴛʜ."
    ▶ kate. → "ʜᴇʏ, ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴄʟᴏsᴇ?"
    ▶ sirius + remus. → "Mᴀʏʙᴇ Sᴀʟʟʏ ɪs ᴀ Sᴇᴇʀ."
    ▶ simon. → "Dᴏᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ ʙᴀsᴇʙᴀʟʟ?"
    ▶ ichabod. → "Wɪʟʟ ᴇɢɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴏɢ ʙᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴠɪᴅᴇᴅ?"
    ▶ nick (+ sirius). → "sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʙᴇ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏᴏʀ ᴏʀ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ғᴜʟʟ ᴏғ sʜɪᴛ"
    ▶ seraphim. → "Tʜᴇ ᴀɴɢᴇʟs ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴇᴠɪᴛʏ ᴏғ ɪᴛ."
    ▶ john. → "ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ɪᴛ, ɪ'ᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇʀsᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs ᴄᴀʀᴏʟs. ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ."
    ▶ (f) death. → "Tʜᴇ ᴀʙɪʟɪᴛʏ ᴛᴏ sᴛɪʟʟ sᴇᴇᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘɪɴᴇss ʜᴀs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʙᴇᴇɴ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ I'ᴠᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ."
    ▶ fortescue. → "Jᴜsᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇ ᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʙʀɪʙɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ Sᴀɴᴛᴀ ɢɪɢ."
    ▶ katniss. → "Wʜᴇʀᴇ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ᴛɪɴsᴇʟ?"
    ▶ hermione. → "ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ sᴜʀᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴠɪᴛʏ."
    ▶ luthien. → "Iᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴅᴀʏ sɪᴍᴘʟʏ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ."
    ▶ chuck. → "Aɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ Cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs ʜᴇʀᴇ? Lɪᴋᴇ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ?"

 

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▶ 1/21/14
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