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[what kind of person would stiles be if he made sally a gift and only taunted her with the image of it over the network, really. you should have expected this, sally.

when you eventually wake up and leave your room you just might notice the gold paper star taped to your door that reads:]

[you two are best friends now, sally. best. frieeeennddss]

wow

do you like white, blue, or batman
p.s. there is only one right answer here

how is that even a question

right of course obviously

batman shirt it is

my hero etc etc

okay real talk how exactly does the moon cycle work here

uh.
don't know?

[oh wow stiles you're so helpful]

i could ask?

no it's fine that would look totally shady i was just wondering

it really wouldn't

[he would just ask a werewolf after all]

what would you even say, 'oh i met this other wolf'? believe it or not i kind of want to avoid outing myself if at all possible.

i ask weird shit all the time it wouldn't be any different

[oh look, confirmation that he's just befriended another werecreature and not just a person that's wereadjacent like him. what is his luck even]

fyi if you want to avoid outing yourself, maybe learn how to lock your messages. this might be a direct line, but sometimes people snoop anyway.

seriously?? how do i do that, like is there someone who can teach me or what

...again, there's someone i can ask.

fine, you win. just seriously don't make me regret this okay i mean it

i'll let you know when i've got something
anything

thanks i mean it on this one too. if there's ever anything you need i'll totally try and return the favor

Edited 2014-05-11 06:37 (UTC)

don't worry about it, i kind of like the idea of building up some good karma on my end
besides, nobody should have to deal with their time of the month alone

[yes sally that is your code phrase until he learns to lock things. deal with it]

Edited 2014-05-11 06:40 (UTC)

[ oh my god, now she has so many half-formed jokes in her head about josh's time of the month, but she keeps those to herself.

her first text says 'pretty sure dealing with it alone is part of the package' but she erases that because it's stupid and she doesn't want to mope. ]

offer still stands though, even if it ends up being for something really stupid.

well in that case be very afraid

mwahaha

absolutely terrified

[just a few short days later stiles is knocking on sally's door with a slightly rumpled batman t-shirt in his hand and a nervous twitch in his feet.

special delivery!]

[ she answers it, half assuming it's josh handing over custody of a certain bloodsucking feline, but as luck happens to have it, it's a clothes delivery instead. she offers a grin. ] Wow, you seriously brought me a shirt. [ somehow she had it in her head that they were just joking. meanwhile she's stepping back so he can come in before she remembers she can close the door via voice command and goes to sink down on her bed instead.

the room looks... super plain. it'll be sally-ified eventually, but right now she's still coming to terms with being stuck here long-term. glancing to the chair to confirm for sure that she's even got one in here, she says: ] Hey, sit down. I've got... snacks? I think? [ sally pulls her legs up crosslegged and leans forward to grab a bag of something on the floor, tossing it over to him. ] I actually have no idea what it is, you totally can't even read the label. [ which means she's gonna make stiles try it first and see if it's nasty. ]

I would never joke about Batman.

[and so saying, he tosses the shirt at sally before taking the proffered seat, knee ticking anxiously. he catches the bag of... whatever that's thrown his way and pulls a face.]

Gee thanks, you shouldn't have.

[ she spreads the shirt out to take a look at it, then balls it back up and sets it on the bed beside her. ] Thanks, I was actually super not looking forward to laundry day. [ naked laundry day. or towel-dress laundry day. who even knows what she would've done. ]

You probably can't hang around for too long. [ she's quick to add: ] I'm totally not trying to get rid of you, seriously, I just. Apparently have joint-custody of a blood-sucking cat, which is a sentence I never thought I'd say but whatever.

I'm immune - not sure if that's because vampires don't like wolves or cats don't like dogs, but that just means he's hungry pretty much all the time, so. [ so he's gonna have to bail if josh does show up with aidan. not that he's going to, but sally doesn't have that word-of-god insight. ] We're totally good until then, though.

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